Vylar Kaftan

Since today is International Tell Lies on Your Blog Day, I thought I’d try a few.

The government has your best interests at heart and is trying to help you.
I have a four-inch blue snorkel surgically attached to my gallbladder.
Global warming is a myth.
I held up a bank just to get the tellers’ nametags.
None of you will start telling lies on your own blogs.