Vylar Kaftan

Thanks to Nick Mamatas for this idea. The point is to type your answers to the questions into Google Images and then post the first picture listed in the returns. I’m afraid my images are far less surreal than his were, but I’m most amused by the picture of my husband…

1. Your age on your next birthday:

2. Your favorite color:

3. Your middle name: I keep it private. I like having a name that’s only mine. It’s not on any legal documents either.

4. The last meal you ate:

5. Your bad habit:

6. Your favorite fruit or vegetable:

7. Your favorite animal:

8. The town you live in:

9. The name of your pet:

10. SO/best friend’s name:

11. Your crush’s name:

12. Your occupation:

13. Your birth city:

14. Your favorite song:

It was completely awesome. Best trip of my life. I’ll post details when I’m less jetlagged–hopefully by the end of the week.

Meanwhile, here’s three things I learned in Spain.

1. Alcohol is cheaper than water or soda.
2. The Spanish don’t believe in vegetables.
3. A semi-vegetarian eating the Spanish diet requires daily laxatives. On a related note, ham makes poop smell just like a zoo.